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beelzebubsmistress:

twofingerswhiskey:

kongehans:

I dO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW ITS HARDER TO MAKE A FEMALE ASSASSIN THAN A MALE

DONT WANT TO DO HAIR ANIMATION??? GIVE HER SHORT HAIR

DONT WANT TO RENDER A DRESS??? HOW ABOUT YOU DRESS HER LIKE EVERY OTHER ASSASSIN?

COME ON AC DEVELOPERS ARE YOU THAT AFRAID OF RENDERING A GODDAMN BOOB

a lot of people fear things they’ve never seen before

Shots FIRED INTO THE NIGHT

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Literally sweet talked my way to a good deal on a pair of nice earbuds. I wonder why I always have such luck with techy clerks. Good thing my dumb ass lucked out after stupidly leaving mine at home.
CHINA HERE I COME

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  • Question: OMG yaaaaaaaaassssss I was gonna ask you about your trip to china but I saw insta!!!!!! WOOOOOO! :D - bleediridescence
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    PSYCHED I BE

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Last night in America so I’m drinking an Irish beer

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My mind and all hope is lost just like my checked bag in two days

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HELLO ME IS ELLIE AND I HATE PACKING

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bublog:

Cool trick BUB.

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mathsturbation:

neopetcemetery:

the flawless diversity of fox news anchors

i though they’re all the same person??

mathsturbation:

neopetcemetery:

the flawless diversity of fox news anchors

i though they’re all the same person??

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progressivefriends:

beingliberal:

NO… no heads exploded. NOWHERE!.  - Meet “Holly Hobby Lobby” - the new star of the “Conservative” America -  Holly Fisher, the “conservative mom of three” (emphasized by the right wing media). 

The question in 2014 America is to all “normal” people with conservative worldview - which, in my liberal conscience, is a natural counterbalance for a liberal one : How do you feel about the fact that your party - the GOP was hijacked by the extremists?  How long - for a tactical advantage - you will pretend that, you can control them?  How long your allegiance to the GOP label will be stronger than so often praised in America ‘common sense’?

A similar question must be asked to ALL Christians in America… How much longer can you pretend that you have more in common with people holding Bibles in one hand and guns in the other than with peaceful atheists?    The name of Jesus, the historical first and greatest liberal was stolen from you…  And you do nothing… I can’t hear your voices defending ideals of Christianity from being distorted…  

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🇨🇳😄 ready to go!

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charliedayy:

I ASKED MY SISTER TO MAKE ME A DANNY DEVITO CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID OH MY GOD

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